cows moo,
lions roar ; and
girls awwww"
This is a "status" that i came across in Fb[no doubt by a sexist man/boy] last night and it seemed so interesting to me that i decided to dedicate this post to the famed "aww virus".
MYTH REGARDING THE SYNDROME
1. dear men, we don't aww 24.7 and we definitely do not aww at every person and situation. taking my own example, i came across the word just a year ago. i ll admit that i have used it.. but not often[we are allowed to be a little mushy]over use of this word sounds repulsing... [honestly guys.. at times it sounds as if one wants to puke].
2. someone said that "girls aww at least 25 times a day" sweetheart... its neither an exercise to be performed at a regular pace to keep ourselves fit nor its a medicine that we need to take in order to maintain our figure. so not all of us have the habit to aww that much. then again time kiske paas hai?
3. "girls aww when they have no other expression" that is not true at all.....
"awwww" quite an expression... huh! through this expression mostly girls show that they care... since "some" girls are poor in vocabulary... they go for the "universal language of care" [aww]. its not their fault.
please do not blame them for it. [ab har koi dictionary to ghol ke nehi baitha hai na]
4. we do not aww at every cat and dog.
5. its not only girls who aww. i have often heard boys aww. in fact they do [admit it and please do not as "saboot hai kya?"]. but people don't notice them because they aww "carefully"... so that none of their friends come to know of it. "waat laga denge yaar" and another thought might be "kahin unhe shak na ho ki mein beech ka hun". here i advice girls to record a clip when your guy awws. you can blackmail them with it :P
now that we are done with some of the myths, i would like to tell you all why certain girls use the word often...
1. they cant find better words to express themselves
2. they think it sounds cute [pura googli woogli woosh type.... cho cute na]
3. awwing will get them closer to guys.. [its a fact]
now i come to the basic reason why we "aww"
dear men,
what do you expect us to say when you tell us your nick name? should the expression be like "OMG! that's the cutest name i have heard" no it cant be... coz we have heard the names before. hence we "aww" so that you do not get hurt.
what expression you want us to give when you talk of your injuries that you had in nursery? [yes accept it men, we know mostly you fake it to get attention... and honestly you remember nursery? tab bhi kisi aur ko dekh rahe hoge]. you seek "attention and care" ; we aww. because girls love to talk about themselves... and your nursery stories certainly do not entertain us. [karna hai to hamari tareef karo :P]
what would you like us to say when you show a picture of yours in diapers with puffed cheeks? yes you look cute. but that doesn't mean you will keep showing us the pic time and again and would expect fresh comments from us every time... that is sheer torture guys. hum bhi bachpan mein cute the. so we resort to "aww" so that "ek word aur kaam khatam". intrestingly you dont mind if we keep saying aww every time we see the same pic but you have a problem if we say "so cute" for the second time... immediately you say "janu tumne last time bhi yehi bola tha".. ab itne words kahan se laaye hum?
there are certain boys who want a "baby" "koochi koo" "chweetheart" "chweetu" 'teddy bear" [even they wont mind polar bear] at the end of every sentence we say. guys... we know how to speak properly.. why do you want us to speak as if we are still 3years old? it makes us sound like the female version of "koi mil gaya's hritik".
the younger generation [i am not old but these days kids like to called young] uses this word a lot and the affected population [by the virus] is high. very rarely i hear my friends [girls] awwing... the aww flu hasn't affected us much... but these may be the early symptoms :D
guys, before you blame us of awwing at every cat, dog, pic, shirt, tee shirt, shoes, handkerchief, watch, even underwear of yours... please remember that girls who aww often either are constipated by your uncountable efforts to seek attention or you should gift them a dictionary-thesaurus for this valentine's day
and girls... please "aww" only when its genuine. koi baat pasand nehi hai.. saaf kaho... don't hide behind this aww...
P.S. did you all "awww" at the picture at the starting of this post???? :P
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